Troi effing oi

You know when you’re in a queue and you try to maintain a reasonable space between yourself and the people in front and behind you because it’s just common courtesy?

Today we were lining up for chairlifts and every time the queue budged a little, this rude lady would bump into me as if it was the most natural thing in the world. Excuse me, but I do not appreciate your saggy old tits grinding into my back. 

So, naturally, there was only one thing to do. That old woman got greased. Hard. Take that.