Ways to win me over:

• Have impeccable taste in music, whilst also introducing me to awesome music I haven’t listened to
• Make me nice cups of tea (searing hot but no chamomile, that stuff is heinous)
• Be British
• Be taller than me
• Love Harry Potter the way I do (just imagine the conversations)
• Do not believe in horoscopes
• Give me hugs and shit (I added the ‘and shit’ to make it less cheesy)
• Understand my distaste for overly romantic things
• Be courteous
• Be willing to watch old Disney films many, many times
• Understand my sarcasm
• Make me laugh (like actual hysterical gasping-for-air laughs)
• Be Ryan Gosling